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reviews describing the same problem, each in different words.

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★★☆☆☆2 weeks agoLovely food but the order came out wrong and nobody seemed bothered.
★★★☆☆5 weeks agoAsked for no chilli, got chilli. Mentioned it, got a shrug.
★★☆☆☆7 weeks agoThey forgot the side completely, had to ask twice.
★★★☆☆9 weeks agoNot what I ordered. Felt awkward for even saying something.
One problem, not four bad nights.Order accuracy, and how it gets handled when it goes wrong.

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